Me: Let's find a four-leaf clover.
Crazy #1: No, I want the biggest one.
Me: But four-leaf clovers are lucky for St. Patrick's Day.
Crazy #1: No, I want the biggest one. It's better.
Me: Okay, well hold it still.
At this point Crazy #1, let me get this one shot before running off around the yard twirling the clover and saying, "Like this for your pictures?".
Me: I need new models. :(